susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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