let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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