Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You pole danced in your parka.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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