Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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