If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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