Yo dont text me then not text me
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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