We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
