Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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