She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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