If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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