okay pat passed out under dana's car
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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