I don't think brook has ever known best
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I think your dad took our porno
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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