and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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