i already hear my dad disowning me
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just blew my weed a kiss
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Holy shit dude........stairs
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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