HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Text me some of your sweat
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