It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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