Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I have fence marks all over my body
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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