why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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