we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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