Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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