Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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