You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Girls should come with a carfax report
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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