i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
