Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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