their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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