Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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