i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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