if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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