Dual....:-)
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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