We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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