why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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