She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Randomize
