My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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