I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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