"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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