I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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