@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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