I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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