If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So vagazzling was a success
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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