Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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