I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my shit smells like andre
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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