That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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