i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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