Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
