If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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