Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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