i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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