I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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