Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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