what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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